One of my big things I decided to do this year is to write something each and every week. You know, so I can be like David Sedaris. Except that I still have to work full time and clean my own house. And I’m not a guy. And I’m single. And some other stuff, but you get the picture.

The first two weeks of the year I posted my stuff on my notes page on Facebook. This weekend, I decided I needed a blog if I wanted to do this thing right. I’d never once read a blog or really knew exactly what one was or what it involved, but it seemed to be the next step. Besides, I have this bizarre personality flaw that keeps me from doing anything on a small scale. It’s helpful sometimes, but most of the time it’s just exhausting.

Like now with this blog stuff. I mean, seriously? Dashboards and widgets and domain names? WTF? I didn’t know I’d have to pick THEMES and shit. And read a bunch of crap to figure out how to actually post stuff.

But it’s all good. I’ll figure it out. I always do. Seriously. I’m not kidding.